18+ What Are The Funniest Quotes. When we have a president who says things like "i will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and i will have mexico pay for that wall" as his answer to immigration, it's no wonder we're keen to read other funny stuff said by equa. We may earn commission on some of the items you choose to buy. And let's just acknowledge for a moment that this is weird. Some are even old enough to remember listening to the fireside chats of presid. Sometimes all it takes to turn your day around is an encouraging word. Repeat these motivational quotes from maya angelou, diane sawyer and more to stay inspired and get through anything. Never be left without something funny to say! Welcome to the daily show, i am john oliver. "even though you're my only dad, you're my best dad." the little hoots app helps parents memorialize all the sweet, weird and funny things children say. Rd.com arts & entertainment quotes inspiring whether it's to uplift or find courage for navigating tough situations, our inspirationa.